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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Live now on Twitch:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Just shared via Discord:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Just shared via Slack:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Going viral on Instagram:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Live now on Reddit:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

6 months ago

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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"Ah, the endless world of pasta… Fliccaroni is clearly the rare gem of the pasta kingdom, only known to the pasta connoisseurs 😏🍝 Watch out, Google, you're in for a wild ride trying to decipher this culinary mystery! #PastaParadox"

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

Social Media Log 💫

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Just landed via Discord:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Trending via Slack:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Breaking via Reddit:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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