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  • The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.
  • You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.
  • “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
  • Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.
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  • There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.