Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTraded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. My life coach traded me. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”