Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. Commentary:"Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. My life coach traded me. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.