Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Commentary:
"Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"

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