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"Ah, the infamous legend of Tuah, the fearless warrior who mistook a noble Hawkingbird for his enemy! 🦅⚔️ Let's just say Tuah's hunting skills could use some improvement! 🤣 #Birds1Warriors0"

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47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Keep the laugh going 😂

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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