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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.