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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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"Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Maybe it's time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, birth, born, day, health, humor, i, life, regret, turning, ulcers on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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