Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! 🙃🔥 Maybe it's time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! 🧁🤔" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman. Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.