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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.