Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?