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"Who knew job apps came with a PHD in random facts? ππ"
Related Funny Quotes π€
- Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
- Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
- My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.