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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.