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Wake me up when I’m rich!

Wake me up when I’m rich!

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"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambition, dream, humor, me, money, rich, sleep, wake on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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