Wake me up when I’m rich! Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. I wish laying in bed all day made me rich. And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done. I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.