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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.