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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.