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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Shared recently on Discord:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Trending via Twitch:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Making waves on Instagram:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Broadcasted on Threads:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Making waves on Reddit:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Going bananas on Discord:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Making waves on Discord:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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15 shares on Telegram this month:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

32 shares on Threads this month:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

British people be like “YouChube.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Spotted on Instagram:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Making waves on YouTube:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Making waves on Threads:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Going viral on Twitch:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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