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  • It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
  • My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!
  • Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.
  • My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
  • Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.
  • I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.