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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.