Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
  • If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
  • Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
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  • Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.