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"Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle 🤘🎸 Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? 🛒🎤 #RockOnInSpirit"

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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20 shares on TikTok this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

31 shares on Threads this month:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

89 shares on X this month:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

81 shares on Discord this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Just landed via Discord:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Trending via Snapchat:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Live now on Instagram:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Making waves on X:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Going viral on Twitch:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Going viral on Telegram:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Trending via WeChat:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Making waves on Telegram:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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