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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.