Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop. The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in. Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.