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  • I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.
  • The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.
  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?
  • Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.
  • Relationship status: he escaped.