“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.