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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'hold me, but not responsible' dilemma! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew asking for a hug could lead to a TED talk on accountability? 😂 Remember folks, sometimes all we need is a cuddle, not a lecture on life choices! 🤗 #HugNotBlame"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accountable, communication, expectations, held, humor, i, irony, mean, relationship, wanted on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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