When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!