When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Funny Quotes September 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
