When I was a kid I would say Iโ€™m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿผ. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜† #ForeverYoung"