When I was a kid I would say Iโm whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up ๐ง๐ผ. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! ๐๐ #ForeverYoung" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I might start telling people Iโm 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age. Old age is always 15 years older than I am. Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. Kid, I have jeans older than you. My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.