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Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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99 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

50 shares on Threads this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

49 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

37 shares on X this month:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Going bananas on X:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Spotted on Instagram:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Trending via Threads:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Trending via Instagram:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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