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Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

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20 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t hate me, date me!

36 shares on X this month:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

28 shares on Discord this month:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Just shared via Messenger:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Spotted on YouTube:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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