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Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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