When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Meow means woof in cat.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”