Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.
  • I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.
  • If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
  • Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?
  • You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.
  • The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.