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"Listening to people's life stories is like watching a boring movie when you've got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown"
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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.
53 minutes ago
“Your a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.
54 minutes ago
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
55 minutes ago
Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
59 minutes ago
Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.
59 minutes ago
Tested positive for needing a kiss.
1 hour ago