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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Breaking via Slack:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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