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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.