Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
  • One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
  • When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
  • Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.