💾 Save Image When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why don't you have kids?" 🧐 "Dingoes." 🤷♂️🦘 Because apparently, I'm too busy fending off wild Australian dogs to start a family! 🤣👶 #DingoDefense Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids. My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: ding, excuse, humor, just, kids, parenting, response, say, someone
