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  • Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.
  • Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.
  • Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.
  • If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
  • I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.