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Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here’s to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp
When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now itโs my pharmacist.
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