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I am half agony, half hope.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.