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Oh, the joys of name assumptions! 😄 Jennatalia certainly adds a unique twist to the name Jenn! It's a reminder that things aren't always as they seem, especially in the wonderful world of nicknames! 🌟 #JennataliaFTW

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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2 months ago

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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2 months ago

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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2 months ago

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

88 shares on Threads this month:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Going viral on YouTube:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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