Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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"When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.