Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.
  • I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.
  • Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?
  • I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
  • Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.
  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?