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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.