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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.