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- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
- If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?
- One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
- Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
- The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.
