Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.