Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun. Commentary:Can't believe we spent millennia deciding gender with just a birthday cake and a gut feeling. πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Weird. Iβm the only one naked at this gender reveal party. They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else. My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party. My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out. An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.