Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.