Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down? “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm? Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship. The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots. Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.