Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shop… Commentary:"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down? “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm? Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship. The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.