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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shop…

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shop…

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"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, convenience, efficiency, fear, free, humor, much, people, quick, retail, scared, self-checkout, shopping, something, technology on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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