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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It&#821…

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It̵…

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"Seriously, chefs must think they're in a vegetable race or something! 🏃‍♂️ Slow down, Chef Speedy Gonzalez! Enjoy the onion-chopping journey, don't just sprint to the finish line! ⏳😄 #ChopChill"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, chefs, cooking, cut, everything, fast, humor, just, kitchen, man, onion, relax, speed on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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