Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
  • Love is in the air fryer.
  • Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.