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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.