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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! ๐Ÿฅ„๐Ÿ’ช Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฆ



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