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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?