Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
  • This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’
  • That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
  • Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
  • If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.
  • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.