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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.