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  • I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.
  • At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
  • You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.
  • It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.