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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

19 shares on Discord this month:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I need a massage for my brain.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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