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  • Be useless, so nobody can use you.
  • Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
  • You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
  • Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
  • If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.
  • Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?