You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Ah, the classic case of wanting to go off the grid so badly, you actually consider becoming a missing person šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’¼ Just imagine the adventures that await in the land of Missing- where chores and responsibilities are but a myth! Good luck convincing your boss you're on a business trip to Missing though šŸ¤£šŸ—ŗļø #WhereInTheWorldIsUser

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