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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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