You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.