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  • Going to the gym to exercise my demons.
  • Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
  • Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.
  • The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
  • I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
  • FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.