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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Eating healthy requires a second job.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Eating healthy requires a second job.

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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