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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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😂💸 "If my will to live had a bank account, it'd also be overdrafted! #BrokeInSpirit" 💀💳

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, balance, brother, humor, life, live, low, struggle, wait on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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