“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother. “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
