Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
  • What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?
  • We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
  • Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.
  • Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.
  • Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.