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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Posted onJan 26, 20253 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
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😂💸 "If my will to live had a bank account, it'd also be overdrafted! #BrokeInSpirit" 💀💳

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