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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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