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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!