Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYour car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.