Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you. Commentary:Well, it looks like you’re getting free headspace while they're paying rent! 😆🧠💭 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now. Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.