Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Girl math is like trying to cut a cake with ten thousand spoons 🍰🥄 – talk about an exercise in futility! It's like the universe is playing a cosmic prank on you, leaving you with an arsenal of spoons when all you really wanted was a trusty knife. Oh, what a slice of irony!

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