I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹‍♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"

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