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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.