Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Commentary:
"Maybe Noah knew that animals make better companions than humans… 🤔🐾 Who needs drama when you can have peaceful days on an ark? 🌧️🚢 #NoahsArkLife"

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