A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.