Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.