If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.