If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.