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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women wi…

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women wi…

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"Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged case, crime, ever, humor, i, investigation, murder, podcast, solving, spare, spare time, time, want, women on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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