Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.
  • Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.
  • My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”
  • It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
  • The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
  • Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.